The one and only

Jeg kom over disse sitatene og jeg må inrømme at jeg satt å lo meg ihjel og Lisa og Mike skjønte virkelig ikke hva som var så morsomt. Jeg prøvde å forklare de skjønte ikke hva som var så morsomt! Så følte jeg måtte dele dette med dere

selvom det er svært random! haha

1. "It's not only only to win this race.

2. "Sorry, in my country the rat is on the other side."

3. "Excuse me, whatis the fart limit?"

4. "This microphone smells each time i speak.

5. Petter som ble spurt av en tv reporter rett før han skulle kjøre løp: Reporter: "So Petter, did you come here to die??

Petter: "no, I arrived yesterday"

6. "And now the prick over the i"

7. "I had a very big fart, and suddenly I fucked off the road"

8. "I had a stop in the start"

9. "I had to go off the road, tosave the car"

10."It wåss dæven døtte meg close ass..vell vell,vi have to see how the restof the race go"

11. "I drove over the hill"

12. "I'm driving round the corner, and crash in the christmas tree."

13. "It'snot the fart that kills you, it's the smell"

14. "I had bad pigs in my dekk"

15. "It was a moose in the engine"

16. "but but, it is't only only you know"

17. "It wåss so møch dog on the window"

18. "It's not only only, but but "

19. "it was werry werry funny"

20. "he is my wife in the car ehh....no sex"

21. "I drived and then it was a sving and a svingtil så a stein and pang i drived rett in the juletre"

22. "When i keim around the corner, it all went to Hælvette"

23. "The car understyrt ænd I was going strait fram"

24. ''I came with a great fart and dishappered as a prikk in the sky''

25. "I'mslædding utafor the kænt"

26. "I just take full fart and Drive "

Petter Solberg, you made my day!